
welcome
to
berlin
xoxo, Neets

BERLIN IS CALLING …
& she wants to talk dirty
See this page as your north star as we scatter across the city chasing decadence.
Some events are shared outings, with group mischief on the menu. But much of this journey is a choose-your-own-adventure situation.
Group Chats are chaos…
With plans shifting and links piling up, important stuff gets buried in the scroll.
Built to sync with the chat, this site will update often with photos and delightful detours you didn’t see coming.
FAQ
Start here before hitting up the group chat :-)
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The crew starts rolling into Berlin between May 24–27, with most making their exits around June 3–5.
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Most of us are staying in Prenzlauer Berg, right near the border of Mitte. The closest landmarks are Soho House and The Oderberger Hotel.
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Folks are flying in from all corners of the globe!
Feel free to explore, wander, and soak up the city vibes during the day.
Night activity option:
Cabaret Caravache is a sex-positive soirée (~100 people), hosted by a friend — intimate, playful, and very Berlin. Starts at 19:00.
Protip: Whatever you do, pace yourself, grasshopper.
This isn’t a sprint — it’s a marathon. 🖤
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During the day, enjoy the city. Choose your own adventure.
David has arranged a private shopping session at The Code, a legendary fetishwear boutique.
At night, we’ve got House of Lunacy. Remember to grab a ticket before they sell out!
But also, we have a few extras — just ask in the group chat.
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If you’re seeing the light of day (and that’s a big IF), today is a good day for sightseeing, rejuvenation, and regrouping. Some of is will head to Vabali spa. Others will sleep in and rehydrate. Choose your own adventure.
At night, we rally for Fetish Guerilla at KitKat Club.
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Lick your wounds during the day — you’ll have been out late the night before, so use this time to regroup. There may be small group gatherings or dinners tonight.
Try not to go too hard on Saturday night, though — the plan is to hit Berghain at the literal asscrack of dawn on Sunday.
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We ride at dawn to Berghain. If you don’t get in on the first try, head straight to Kater Blau — you won’t be alone. It’s Berghain’s colorful sister, perched right on the river, and it’s always a vibe. After a few hours, we suggest looping back and trying Berghain again.
The party continues deep into Monday morning.
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Yes. Click here
Use it for spontaneous plans, finding after-hours adventures, or sending a generalized, 5am “u up?” text.
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Outfits for the parties
Portable battery pack
Cash (many places are cash only)
Comfy shoes
Electrolytes
An open mind
Protip: amazon.de is great for last minute items
We also have a shopping guide.
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Some events are open, some are capped. Check each listing for deets. If you’ve got someone delicious in mind, let Anita know—we’ll try to make room.
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For emergencies, dial 112.
For other issues, call Anita via whatsapp. Otherwise, send a message in the group chat.
Someone’s probably five minutes away with a vape, a charger, and a solution.

Tunes
A set by MARRØN to get you warmed up